My name is

 

But actually, my parents were also thinking about calling me

or 

or

As I grew older it became obvious that I am a little bit

So my parents sat together and said

we need to discuss. Our child doesn’t quite fit the norm. What’s in store for it, we wonder? We agreed that our child is either going to be a

or a

Both would be fine. But either way, in the end we guess that our child is going to be a

anyway.